7 Things My Boyfriend Said I

Because he is amazing. ♥

1. “Yes.”

While watching Weeds, I asked him if he’ll hold my hand at the mall while I wear Nancy’s interview dress.

What is this hideous thing even called?
What is this hideous thing even called?

2. “If you want me to wear a gimp suit, I’ll do it.”

While watching AHS Murder House. And for the record, I don’t want him to.

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3. “But what if I want to do stuff together…”

While I was throwing a tantrum and said I didn’t want to hang out.

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4. “Roll over. Let me give you a massage.”

With massage oils, might I add.

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5. “BELLY BUTTON RAPE!”

RASP

6. “Do you want me to drive you to work so you can relax and not worry about your tire?”

#YAAASSS

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7. “I miss you already.”

A few minutes after I leave his house.

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